''20 REASONS WHY A SAUSAGE IS BETTER THAN A MAN''

1. You don’t have to please a sausage all night long.
2. Sausage stains wash out.
3. A frigid sausage is also a good sausage.
4. Your sausage will always wait for you in the car while you go shopping.
5. When your sausage goes cold, you can always warm it up.
6. A sausage is alway hard.
7. A sausage never get jealous when you put another sausage in your mouth.
8. Sausage don’t smell like stale pork.
9. Sausage skin comes off without a fight.
10. If you have a headache, you don’t have to please a sausage.
11. You can have 2 sausages at one time.
12. A sausage won’t get upset if you come home with another sausage.
13. A sausage slips in your mouth easily
14. Sausage size doesn’t count.
15. You can share sausages with friends.
16. You always know if you’re the first one to taste a sausage.
17. A sausage can last all night long.
18. Sausages are not chauvinist pigs.
19. You can have a sausage in public.
20. Sausages don’t care who comes first.