''20 REASONS WHY A SAUSAGE IS BETTER THAN A MAN''
1. You don’t have to please a sausage all night long.
2. Sausage stains wash out.
3. A frigid sausage is also a good sausage.
4. Your sausage will always wait for you in the car while you go shopping.
5. When your sausage goes cold, you can always warm it up.
6. A sausage is alway hard.
7. A sausage never get jealous when you put another sausage in your mouth.
8. Sausage don’t smell like stale pork.
9. Sausage skin comes off without a fight.
10. If you have a headache, you don’t have to please a sausage.
11. You can have 2 sausages at one time.
12. A sausage won’t get upset if you come home with another sausage.
13. A sausage slips in your mouth easily
14. Sausage size doesn’t count.
15. You can share sausages with friends.
16. You always know if you’re the first one to taste a sausage.
17. A sausage can last all night long.
18. Sausages are not chauvinist pigs.
19. You can have a sausage in public.
20. Sausages don’t care who comes first.
Smile though your heart is aching
smile even though it’s breaking
when there are clouds in the sky you’ll get by
if you smile through your fear and sorrow
smile and maybe tomorrow
you’ll see the sun come shining through for you
Light up your face with gladness
hide every trace of sadness
although a tear may be ever so near
that’s the time you must keep on trying
smile, what’s the use of crying?
You’ll find that life is still worthwhile
if you just smile.